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Mitchell Holman wrote:
In beer there is energy,
in wine there is wisdom,
in water there is bacteria.
There's some food value in beer, but there's no beer value in food.
-Some wise tippler
In Heaven there is no beer.
That's why we drink it here....
Until recently water did have bacteria. People can be smart. Wine and
beer were cleaner than water.
Make pizza dough and leave overnight in refrigerator. You can smell the alcohol.
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