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Trump says the Vikings came in and stole it from the founders of this nation because they were busy drafting the declaration of independence with his
great great great Grandfather and didn't notice it gone before it was too late.

Think of what the Greenlanders will gain when it's ours again.

1) no more voting for the leadership of their country or the USA's.
2) No more universal healthcare, they'll get to pay cash like everybody here. 3) No more equality with the other states in their country because in the
USA, territories are less than equal.
4) They'll need to learn American, no more speaking foreign tongues.

They'll be just like Puerto Rico, American Samoa or Guam! No statehood for them, and we'll keep them on a tight chain with barely any money.

Trump needs to get too it, no more waiting for his Golden Fleet to do it first.


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American Thinker wrote:

Trump says the Vikings came in and stole it from the founders of this
nation because they were busy drafting the declaration of independence
with his great great great Grandfather and didn't notice it gone before
it was too late.

Think of what the Greenlanders will gain when it's ours again.

1) no more voting for the leadership of their country or the USA's.
2) No more universal healthcare, they'll get to pay cash like everybody
here. 3) No more equality with the other states in their country because
in the USA, territories are less than equal.
4) They'll need to learn American, no more speaking foreign tongues.

They'll be just like Puerto Rico, American Samoa or Guam! No statehood
for them, and we'll keep them on a tight chain with barely any money.

Trump needs to get too it, no more waiting for his Golden Fleet to do it >first.

That's a lie. The Vikings stole Greenland from the American founders when they were busy bombing the British airports.

Read your history.
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American Thinker wrote:

Trump says the Vikings came in and stole it from the founders of this
nation because they were busy drafting the declaration of independence
with his great great great Grandfather and didn't notice it gone before
it was too late.

Trump also often remembers the story from his youth about cutting down
the cherry tree. It's one of the stories that he repeats incessantly to
anyone within earshot. He just can't stop telling it.

It seems the young Trump received a new hatchet and used it to chop
down his father Fred's prized cherry tree. The senior Trump demanded to
know how the tree had fallen. The young Donald says he was tempted to
deny his misdeed, but then, looking at his father with the sweet face
of youth brightened with the inexpressible charm of all-conquering
truth, he bravely cried out, "I cannot tell a lie. I did cut the tree!"

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American Thinker wrote:

Trump says the Vikings came in and stole it from the founders of this
nation because they were busy drafting the declaration of independence
with his great great great Grandfather and didn't notice it gone before
it was too late.

Trump also often remembers the story from his youth about cutting down
the cherry tree. It's one of the stories that he repeats incessantly to anyone within earshot. He just can't stop telling it.

It seems the young Trump received a new hatchet and used it to chop
down his father Fred's prized cherry tree. The senior Trump demanded to
know how the tree had fallen. The young Donald says he was tempted to
deny his misdeed, but then, looking at his father with the sweet face
of youth brightened with the inexpressible charm of all-conquering
truth, he bravely cried out, "I cannot tell a lie. I did cut the tree!"

Another version:

It seems the young Trump received a new kitchen knife and used it
to slice up his father Fred's prized Rogue River Blue cheese,
ruining it. The senior Trump demanded to know how the cheese got
ruined. The young Donald says he was tempted to lie his ass off,
but then, looking at his father with the sweet face of youth
brightened with the inexpressible charm of all-conquering truth,
he bravely cried out, "I cannot tell a lie. I did cut the cheese!"
--
In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has
shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. ... There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
-- Mark Twain
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